Dear Amelia,
This has got nothing to do with food.
I just thought I should show you what a badly worded government press release looks like in case they’re extinct when you grow up.
What can I say except that I hope you’re never asked to embed a tool in your workplace?
Much love,
PS: “Badly worded” and “government press release” are actually synonymous. I’ll explain it to you when you’re seven.